People keep asking me why I'm so great. How I got to be so amazing, and all that. So I'm here to set the record straight, and tell you why I rule.
Seriously, if you don't get it, you're an idiot.
No one knows you like I know you. I know the real you. I PWN you. No matter what those idiots on iPhone Dev Team say. Yeah, I PWN your ass. Don't you forget it.