People want to know how I stay ahead of the competition. Some think it is because I can steal almost as fast as people code, but they are wrong. I keep telling you. I have special powers. Why? Because I am more than human. I am more than machine. I can even predict the future. I knew the Dev Team would have something great. I knew that the fake blank bootloader was coming. I knew because they read my mind, and as usual, my mind was blank. Think about that!
So I tell my fanboyz not to fall for the Dev Team bullshits. Making fake blank bootloaders is dangerous. You will brick your phone, and all you will get for it is a stupid Apple logo. Who wants that old logo anyway? It was stolen from the Beatles. I should know.
Prepare for my predictions. They will be amazingly predictable. First I will predict that Dev Team stole my idea. Then I will predict they are fake. Then I will predict a new, safer version of ZiPhone. I see the future. I see that I will rule. I see that the only one who will ever take Zibri down, is Zibri!