Monday, March 3, 2008

My Predictable PredictionZ


People want to know how I stay ahead of the competition. Some think it is because I can steal almost as fast as people code, but they are wrong. I keep telling you. I have special powers. Why? Because I am more than human. I am more than machine. I can even predict the future. I knew the Dev Team would have something great. I knew that the fake blank bootloader was coming. I knew because they read my mind, and as usual, my mind was blank. Think about that! 

So I tell my fanboyz not to fall for the Dev Team bullshits. Making fake blank bootloaders is dangerous. You will brick your phone, and all you will get for it is a stupid Apple logo. Who wants that old logo anyway? It was stolen from the Beatles. I should know.

Prepare for my predictions. They will be amazingly predictable. First I will predict that Dev Team stole my idea. Then I will predict they are fake. Then I will predict a new, safer version of ZiPhone. I see the future. I see that I will rule. I see that the only one who will ever take Zibri down, is Zibri!

4 comments:

Patrick said...

http://www.waltswisdom.com/blog/2008/0403fwg14t

Cusoon959 said...

NEED MOAR ZIPHONE

Can you how many phones the next version will brick? I hope it's a big number.

NEED MOAR BRICKS

zGroupie said...
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zGroupie said...

WE ARE THE ZIPHONE. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS. YOUR ALL YOUR CODE AND EFFORTS WILL BE CTRL+V TO OUR BEAUTIFUL CODED SOFTWARE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

PS: I had to delete the other comment because I accidentally spelled "beautiful" "crappy".. go figure!!!!