I read your blog about the Borg and how Vista blows up in their face. You think they're stupid Jobs, but you're wrong. I watch Star Trek. I know. The Borg want to win. They want to PWN. But Vista is not good enough.
Look at ZiPhone. Notice how my beautiful spaghetti code makes more and more bricks everyday. Right now, maybe they just have no WiFi. But I keep coding. I keep improving. And they keep coming. Just look at my stats Jobs. Yeah. They love me. I'm building a Villa up in Cinque Terre with all those bricks.
You see? I'm even smarter than you, Jobs. I'm smarter than Borg. Keep sending me those iPhones and we'll see who rulz.